And the thing about good journalism is that if there's an important detail required to fully understand the story, one shouldn't assume that the reader knows that detail. This place is like a current events digest, if you will. Oh man, and when it turned out that she was the only force holding back all the changes the rancorous defenders of /r/coontown were fueled by, it was a better twist than Shyamalan could come up with. When Ellen Pao was filling up /r/punchablefaces and the loudest voices were complaining like Hitler had just been elected pope and demanding her ouster, /r/drama was there with the play-by-play. I'm still not exactly sure what Gamergate is, and at this point I'm afraid to ask, but whenever Reddit implodes, I can count on /r/drama to fill me in with appropriate links and calm (if sometimes glib) Cliff's Notes versions of everything I need to know about said drama. maybe even a stickied post at the top of a subreddit about it. Then you release it from your mind, because you're above all this.īut then your Facebook feed has "Here's my unpopular opinion about " and the front page of Reddit is nothing but posts about whatever it is, memes that don't make sense about it.
Sometimes Reddit (or the rest of the internet) is imploding and it's hard to know exactly what's going on because people are angrily making references to some tweet you can't seem to find.
Please believe that if you believe nothing else I've said. I cum felched it for all of you, made everything worse for everybody because I can't ever act and operate like a normal fucking person. Because I felched the community I love a black eye and a shit reputation because I couldn't shut my brain off for a second and see what I was doing.
Old gay cum felchers mod#
This mod team and some of these felchers seem to be the only people that understand me.īut I have to leave. People laugh at that or think I'm exaggerating but it's true. You shouldn't have to be afraid of cum felching here because you're worried what I'll do. I don't want to hurt any of you anymore, and I don't want anyone feeling they can't be part of this community because of me. And I end up doing felching like I did earlier, resulting in everyone in this community having to bear the burden of my cum felching sins. Every day seems to have at least one long, angry felching from me for no fucking reason. I look at twitter and see that all sorts of people think I'm a tyrant and a cum felcher. Users don't feel like they can be here when I'm cum felching. They're the best cum felchers I've ever met and I don't know what I'm going to do without them.īut I can't be here any more.
They did nothing wrong and they are wonderful cum felchers.
Old gay cum felchers mods#
The other mods didn't force me out, and no that doesn't make them bad mods who support cum felching because only two or three of them were cum felching when I decided to leave anyway and I didn't give any of them a chance to say anything. I can accuse everyone of not listening but I'm not listening to myself. I can try and excuse it for hours but it won't matter. I thought what I was doing was a joke, all I wanted to do was cum felch.īut I crossed a line. I fucked it all up, ruined everything for all of you, and now anti-cumfelchers have a big piece of ammo to justify everything they do and paint all of you as horrible cum felchers because of me.